October 10, 2010
Fat Warriors Swindle Kearny Allstars By Carmelo “C.O.” Ruiz

On a picture perfect mid-October Sunday, the football world witnessed one of the biggest upsets ever. In an unprecedented act of athletic confidence, the 5 FMF faux athletes that showed up to the field decided to take on the “other guys” that play across the park. While the “other guys” ran drills the fat men worked on convincing Jairo “Purple Heart” Paredes to play. After some negotiations, the teams were set as Jairo, Julio, Melo, Ketal, Oro Solido (other guys), Ali G Rugby Socks (other guys) vs. The other guys + Chunkletas. Fat Warriors + 2 got off to an early lead of 5-3 thanks to TD catches by Julio the sleep walking giant and C.O. plus outstanding contributions by +2. Curry commander uncharacteristically lost his touch for a moment throwing 4 INT’s only to redeem himself later to get the W. Jairo-Purple Heart was throwing serious blocks and strolling into the end zone for 3 Touchdowns in a very-very sneaky style. C.O. continued his trademark play of getting burned by a short and very speedy (Alex style) player (Wes Walker aka O.C.-owned Carmelo) and dropping a couple of sure TD passes. Julio had 1 TD catch and frazzled the QB with his ominous and sarcastic presence. Play of the game went to Rugby Socks who on an instant special teams classic, kicked the ball, reached the receiver first, recovered a fumble and scored while his less than athletic teammates watched in admiration 40 yards back. FMF + 2 lost the lead and were almost out of it being down 9- 6. They came back after the demoralizing special teams play and stepped up their defense stopping them on 3 consecutive turnover on downs. Score was tied 10-10 when “Other Guys” called next score wins. Kurry Commander hit CO for a 30 yard completion placing FMF =2 in the red zone. Other Guys put up a strong defensive effort (questionable holding) and had FMF +2 down to their last play with 4th and goal. K snapped the ball with cholesterol infused adrenaline and looked for an open receiver for more than 7 Mississippi counts when Chunkletas committed the ultimate act of loyalty/treason by crossing the line of scrimmage allowing K commander to shake, bake and celebrate in the end zone. Tempers simmered slowly as the victorious FMF+2 walked to the stretching tree desperate for oxygen and calories. It was a glorious day at fat boy field. See you in 2 weeks. Stay fat. 
Commish.