Hello Team Triple-By-Pass:

What a whopper of a weekend.  :Like a good doctor does, I will give you all the bad news first.  We are now at the point of needing some good ol 81 mg of Aspirin to keep our team from not making the playoffs.  The great news all the weddings are now over and and all the troops have confirmed that they are ready and able to go and make this Saturdays operation.

This past weekend’s awards only go to 2 players:

The Where the ^%$^@ is everyone award goes to our newest member:  Ms. Val Arnaldo who showed up on her first week and had to perform surgery all by her lonesome.  Ladies and Gentlemen, please make sure you give our newest member of Triple-By-Pass a warm hearty hug and a big thank you when you meet her this weekend.

The I’m a modern day General Custer award goes to prior Player of the Week recipient….The Bombay Express, The Master of the Carpet ride, The Indian Impressive, Our very own Ketal Curry Commander Patel.  Ketal not only out-performed all on the field but he has let our little band of misfits on our expected badly attended weeks and is now happy to receive reinforcements this coming weekend.  KETAL we love you and cant wait to back you up so that you can get back to you scoring ways.

Okay Ladies and Germs, Ketal has scouted our opposition and the remaining teams all seem pretty weak and the only thing that can hold us back is our commitment, so lets get out there and play and drink our Saturdays away.

GO BY-PASS!!!!!

Julio “Bad Secretary” Marenco